Software 2000/Software 2000 Volume 1 (Disc 1 of 2).iso/utilities/u164.dms/u164.adf/dc/hscroll

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                        The long awaited V2.0 of the famous Demo-Creator is
finally out. All programming by E. Schei as last time, but this time for The
Deadly Friends. Some of you may have received an early verson of
this V2.0. That was a big accident!!! It was of course not meant to be
released until it was 100% bug-free!! I sincerelly hope all the previous
bugs now are removed. (If not, I'll probably hear it!)
With our so far latest creation we hope to bring you joy and
sleepless nights (not to be misinterpereted). Because this sucker is
really set to blow your mind! Well, 'nough of this beating
around the bush, let's get down to business.
Here's something to get you in the mood.
A young woman called her doctor and said in a deep voice, "Listen to me. I
think you gave me too many hormone injections." The physician replied,
"Don't let that worry you, miss. It's a normal reaction and will disappear
in a few weeks. Are there any other symptomes?" The voice said, "Yes, I've
sprouted hair between my breasts." The doctor said, "That is rather unusual.
How far does the hair go?" The voice responded, "All the way down to my
testicles!"     Also a question:  - Why did the farmer trade his wife for a
new shit-house?           Answer:  - The hole was smaller, and it didn't
smell as bad!        Now if you think that's funny, psychiatric help is the
only answer.       The Deadly Friends has also got some announcements to make:
From now on all you interested in video should write to the following
address: Tor A. Johansen, Tulipanveien 40, N-1475 Finstadjordet, or call
this number: Norway 2 70 72 60. And please, only SERIOUS offers! Also
contact this person if you can tape any of the following TV-series off your
TV: Moonlighting, Hunter and Miami Vice. You will in such case be rewarded
with some brand new films!